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pleatedjeans:

shopping list found at Wal-Mart. From now on, I will only be referring to condoms as ‘dong bags.’ via

pleatedjeans:

shopping list found at Wal-Mart. From now on, I will only be referring to condoms as ‘dong bags.’ via

pleatedjeans

abigvoicejustunheard:

Appearance

  • I have/had piercings besides the ears.
  • I want piercings besides the ears.
  • I have many scars
  • I tan easily. sorta
  • I wish my hair was a different color.
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
  • I have/want a tattoo.
  • I can be self-conscious about my appearance.
  • I have/had braces. 
  • I have more than two piercings.

Embarrassment

  • Disney movies still make me cry sometimes.
  • I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
  • I’ve glued my hand to something.
  • I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose
  • I’ve had my pants rip in public.
  • I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt.


Health

  • I’ve gotten stitches.
  • I’ve broken or dislocated a bone. 
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
  • I’ve had chicken pox.

Travel

  • I’ve been to Florida.
  • I’ve driven/ridden over 200 kilometers in one day.
  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been to California.
  • I’ve been to Asia.
  • I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
  • I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands.
  • I’ve been to the Caribbean.
  • I’ve been to Europe.


Experiences

  • I’ve gotten lost in my city.
  • I’ve seen a shooting star.
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. 
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
  • I’ve slapped someone.
  • I’ve kissed someone underwater. 
  • I’ve hugged something.
  • I’ve crashed a car.
  • I’ve been skiing.
  • I’ve been in a musical.
  • I’ve auditioned for something.
  • I’ve been on stage.
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
  • I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
  • I’ve pranked someone.
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi.


Honesty / Crime

  • I’ve been threatened to be arrested. 
  • I’ve broken a law.
  • I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve sneaked out
  • I’ve lied about my whereabouts.
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game.
  • I’ve been in a fist fight. 

Death
  • I’m afraid of dying.
  • I hate funerals because they are too sad.
  • I’ve seen someone/something die.
  • Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
  • I have attempted suicide.
  • I’ve thought about suicide before.
  • I’ve written a eulogy for myself. 


Materialism

  • I own over 5 rap CD’s.
  • I’m obsessed with anime/manga.
  • I collected comic books. 
  • I own a lot of makeup. 
  • I own something from Pac Sun.
  • I own something from The Gap.
  • I own something I got on E-Bay. 
  • I own something from Abercrombie.
  • I thrive on compliments.
  • I thrive on hate. 


Random

  • I can sing low key. LOL
  • I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
  • I open up to others easily.
  • I watch the news occasionally or always.
  • I don’t like to kill bugs.
  • I sing in the shower.
  • I’m a morning person.
  • I’m a sports fanatic. 
  • I twirl my hair. 
  • I care about grammar. 
  • I love to spam friends. 
  • I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
  • I bake well.
  • My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, blue, red, black, purple, or orange.
  • I would wear pajamas to school. (if it’s pijama day)
  • I like Martha Stewart.
  • I laugh at my own jokes. 
  • I eat fast food weekly.
  • I’ve not turned something/anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
  • I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room.
  • I’m really ticklish. 
  • I like white chocolate.
  • I bite my nails.
  • I’m good at remembering names.
  • I’m good at remembering dates.
  • I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. 


People

  • ..used to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic.
  • ..called me fat.
  • ..have said I’m skinny.
  • ..have said I’m ugly.
  • ..have said I’m pretty. 
  • ..have spread rumors about me.
  • ..force me to eat. 
  • ..say I eat too much.
  • ..say I eat too little.


Eating

  • I’ve lost weight
  • I’ve gained weight.
  • I’m at my thinnest.
  • I’m at my biggest.
  • I’ve lost weight and kept it off.
  • I’ve lost weight, but gained it back.
  • My weight affects my mood. A lot.
  • I diet.  I TRY AND FAIL :’(
  • I’m vegan/vegetarian.
  • I exercise.
  • I’ve fainted from exhaustion. 


Family

  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve planned to run away from home before.
  • I’ve run away from home.
  • I have a sibling less than one year old.
  • I want kids in the future. 
  • I’ve had kids.
  • I’ve lost a child.

Relationships

  • I’m engaged.
  • I’m married.
  • I’m a swinger.
  • I’ve gone on a blind date.
  • I have/had a friend with benefits.
  • I miss someone right now. 
  • I have a fear of abandonment. 
  • I’ve gotten divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back probably.
  • Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back.
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • I’ve kept something from a past relationship.


Sexuality

  • I’m a cuddler.
  • I’ve been kissed in the rain.
  • I’ve hugged a stranger.
  • I’ve kissed a stranger.


Bad times

  • I regularly drink.
  • I can’t swallow pills 
  • I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty.
  • I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point. 
  • I have/had anxiety problems. 
  • I shut others out when I’m upset.
  • I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal.
  • I have taken/take anti-depressants.
  • I’ve slept an entire day before.
  • I’ve plotted revenge.

all of the following about me is true

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pricillag:

Is it weird if I love this?!?

No. Not at all. 

pricillag:

Is it weird if I love this?!?

No. Not at all. 

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creativitystinks:

the reason why i’m giving this away is because i got two, one of which i am using, the other one hasn’t even been opened.

Harry Potter Adult Collector Box Set Book 1 - 7 IN ENGLISH

includes: all 7 books in pocket size, the adult version IN ENGLISH

in the original package and with the…

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fishingboatproceeds:

tyleroakley:

Learn.

I actually found this really helpful.

So true. Hmm I wonder where do I fall on the scale. My sex is definitely 100% female (no testes here!). Gender is probably 80% female 20% male (I don’t fall into all the stereotypes of being a girl). Orientation: 95% attracted to males, 5% attracted to females (100% would just be lying). Expression… hmm? I guess 60% female, 40% male depending on my mood that day. There are days I wake up feeling extra girly and I do my nails and wear cute clothes and then there are days when I just throw on whatever’s clean and not care. :) I’d love to meet someone that is right in the middle. An androgynous, bisexual hermaphrodite that feels like both a boy and a girl. 

fishingboatproceeds:

tyleroakley:

Learn.

I actually found this really helpful.

So true. Hmm I wonder where do I fall on the scale. My sex is definitely 100% female (no testes here!). Gender is probably 80% female 20% male (I don’t fall into all the stereotypes of being a girl). Orientation: 95% attracted to males, 5% attracted to females (100% would just be lying). Expression… hmm? I guess 60% female, 40% male depending on my mood that day. There are days I wake up feeling extra girly and I do my nails and wear cute clothes and then there are days when I just throw on whatever’s clean and not care. :) I’d love to meet someone that is right in the middle. An androgynous, bisexual hermaphrodite that feels like both a boy and a girl. 

a11i
blahblahblasphemy

Looking for Alaska

Ok, so I really really want to read this book because I am a huge John Green fan and I’ve heard great things about this book. I read somewhere, (on tumblr most likely), that John cried while writing the book. Whenever I read a book that made the author cry while writing it, I always cry. I’m sick of crying all over my books. This is why I should never get a Kindle.

sherry-li submitted:

"op lucky me :D"

I know right!

I am a failure at life…

That list I made in May? Failed every single thing on that list. I am so disappointed in myself. Should I try again in July?

I am the gangster of love. ;)

untouched-vanity:

helloimindelaware-:

So I gots me two iPhone 4’s.One white, one black.I got dibs on black.One of you guys can have the white.You have to be following me if you reblog this. (helloimindelaware-.tumblr.com)I will check, blah blah.I’ll pick the winner from the notes.Get rebloggin’ son! 

fjsdkfkisdk Weeelp. I like your blog.So I don’t even mind c:

untouched-vanity:

helloimindelaware-:

So I gots me two iPhone 4’s.
One white, one black.
I got dibs on black.
One of you guys can have the white.
You have to be following me if you reblog this. (helloimindelaware-.tumblr.com)
I will check, blah blah.
I’ll pick the winner from the notes.
Get rebloggin’ son! 

fjsdkfkisdk Weeelp. I like your blog.So I don’t even mind c:

helloimindelaware-